Vasqueegee

Kinky sex move where a woman uses her vagina to squeegee the jizz from your face.

Samantha vasqueegeed Blake's face after making love.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

Vasqueesh

To do something in a way that implies you know what to do or how to do it, but in actuality you do not.

That guy is working out with that machine vasqueeshiously.
Everyone thought he could do it, turns out he vasqueeshed.
It's never okay to vasqueesh when doing important things.

by Unknown Gravity February 24, 2020

Dirty Vasquez

When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.

This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.

by STDfree December 7, 2017

Vasqueam

A man who front's as a bad ass but every time he's confronted on something he claims he can do, Makes excuses an cry like a 13 year old girl who is having there period for the first time.

Eric goes, "I'll beat that dudes ass". Jason an James say " go for it vasqueam, I don't think you have the balls".Eric replies, I can't right now, I have to much to lose".

by jason hill hillbilly October 5, 2008

vasquezed

1. Writing buggy software.
2. Completing many tasks in a limited time and none of the work correctly.
3. Patching software bugs with untested and unorthodox code.

Everytime I hit the space bar it crashes. This program was definately vasquezed.

by diandre October 11, 2006

vasquez amor

the act of recieving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich

Wow, peanut butter and jelly made that vasquez amor even better.

by Timothy McG. May 1, 2011

vasquezed

Writing software that works in 1 specific example and crashes in every other scenario.

He said it works on his laptop but it blows up when I run it here. He must have vasquezed it.

by diandre October 11, 2006