Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.

WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!

by Vern2bean January 24, 2022

Vern

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

by Shamgod309 May 13, 2016

vern

Malvern basically

where you from?
I'm from vern crodie

by smokedawgschain November 2, 2020

Dirty Vern

A dirty Vern is when u shit in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there this happens a lot in downtown vernon bc

I saw a girl give a homeless guy a dirty vern last night

by Wfd2003 November 2, 2020

Big Vern holiday

To do a crypto-currency exchange exit scam.

Where the owners of an exchange disappear with your funds.

You better remove your funds before the "Big Vern holiday".

by freebasementwinner August 12, 2018

verned

When a woman is pleasured to the point of unconsciousness by her lover.

"Oh my god! I can't rouse her!" "Yeah, she's been verned"

by barrybunny69 September 24, 2020

Dirty Vern

When you're walking in the beautiful Polson park and fall on a dirty needle.

I got dirty Verned the other day, been high for a month.

by anonymous June 19, 2024