This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 20, 2022
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Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood

He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL
Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7
by AsianDahoodian June 19, 2022
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a band where 2 slipknot founders made a band. BUT THEY ARE NOT SLIPKNOT 2 SO STOP FUCKING COMPARING THEM TO EACH OTHER.
man 1: have you heard of vended?

man 2: yeah, Corey Taylor's son band

man 1: yeah but dont compare them to slipknot, they are completely different from there fathers
by tdogino November 20, 2021
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Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.
He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.
by Tiglath June 18, 2015
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When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"
by It is ja boi May 21, 2018
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Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.
Please vend me a cup of coffee.
by Smokinejn May 17, 2016
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