Albany, Vermont

An alleged town in Vermont that curiously has a name even though there is nothing there, nobody knows about it, and for all intents and purposes it does not exist.

Greg: "Is there an Albany, Vermont?"
Brad: "I don't think so."

by EmptyShell September 9, 2011

Shelburne, Vermont

Shelburne, Vermont is a town of about 7,144 people on the shores of Lake Champlain. The town is a mix of beautiful rural landscapes, and shitty, corporate suburbs (I am referring to Shelburne Road). The eastern side of Shelburne and Shelburne Farms are the two most beautiful areas of Shelburne. It has one of the best public schools in Vermont. People can go swimming and boating in Shelburne Pond and Shelburne Bay. A beautiful Vermont town that is slowly being developed into a corporate shithole like the rest of America.

Shelburne, Vermont just looks more and more like shitty South Burlington every day.

by Dr. Meh August 2, 2012

Vermont

A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.

"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."

by Tavis August 15, 2008

rutland vermont

Vermonts Third largest City. Most of the population is retarded and irritating. My condolences if you have to drive through it. Attracttions include Walgreensm and nightlife includes Dennys.

Somebody slipped me a date rape drug and i woke up in Rutland Vermont.

by Will G. January 25, 2006

vermont

A land without many cities and McDonald's restaurants

Wow this country is just like Vermont: there are more hills than buildings. Now I wonder where everyone went?

by Koyaanisqatsi September 5, 2004

Venmo

to venmo. To send money, or ask for it, using the Venmo app.

When b*tches gettin yappy so you buy them drinks, but they stick you with the tab, you venmo that shit brah

by Giggity Greg February 15, 2018

Northfield, Vermont

The name of the town that is home to the infamous Norwich University currently ruled by King Schneider. The town is a place where people come and do nothing except leave and go elsewhere, unless they attend Norwich where most students will spend their time sleeping, eating and getting drunk.

Dude, there is nothing to do in Northfield, Vermont, lets go back to campus and get hammered with Jim.

by JimBeamBurbon January 15, 2013