High Velocity Pathway

A freeway, highway, toll road, expressway where the speed limit is at least 70 MPH and the motor vehicles traversing it are traveling at least 5MPH faster than the limit

Also called HVP

We hit 90 on the high velocity pathway last night!

by Seadhli July 01, 2008

low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.

"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

fatal velocity

too fuckin fast. to fuckin fast. fast is too fuckin fast.

He met the ground at fatal velocity.

by Rapsheets January 08, 2025

Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.

Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"

by toosexy4myshirt January 22, 2021

Veloce

Veloce is one of the best friends to have. They aren't just sweet, caring and beautiful. They are mean the world to most people close to them. People who have veloce as a friend, are luckiest people. Despite how shy and timid she is, that never stops her to be the best she can be.

Veloce is best person ever!!!

by Hdhsudujdjxjdudd2022 May 27, 2022

Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024