Vehicular Vigilante

a person or driver who takes traffic laws in their own hands

This VEHICULAR VIGILANTE in front of you decided to do the speed limit and put their car in cruise control to slow us down.

by Dick Mickles April 7, 2011

vehicular manspreading

Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.

I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.

by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017

vehicular genocide

The act of exterminating large numbers of pedestrians solely by the use of high speed modes of transportation, namely cars/trucks

If one more person walks out in front of my car, I going to go vehicular genocide on this city.

by darknessest July 26, 2010

perpendicular vehicular homicide

When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...

"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"

by NII Screecher October 24, 2003

Vehicular Cancer

fatal cancer of the lower region of one's body. Usually relating to the prostate or colon. Often causes an inflamed Vehiculous.

Steve- "Did you hear that Thomas has vehicular cancer?"
Michael- "Shoot. that guys gunna die."

by Ismaelian October 25, 2008

Vehicular Hypochondria

A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.

Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."

Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."

Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"

by Turkey Trot September 26, 2012

Vehicular Imprint

Having a vehicle with the same name ram you from behind

Jeff: Look at this, I had a Chevy HHR rear end the same goddamn vehicle that I have.
Mike: Heh, looks like you got a vehicular imprint stamped right on your ass.

by Jason Jadloski July 13, 2007