midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Vegetablist

Jeremy Clarkson’s term meaning vegan, allotment owning, organic peace fudge making hippy c |_| nts. Also tend to be loud arrogant, and thicke as pig shit. Also tend to drive electric cars that have a relatively bad carbon footprint, but they’re thicke so they don’t know.

“Motor city is slowly being ruined by vegetablists”

by Wiggyyyyyyyy February 24, 2021

Vegetable

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents

so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!

by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

by FugginShib March 23, 2015

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010