An (perceived by its victim to be) attractive and charming person who continually creates and thrives on unrequited sexual tension and drains emotional and vital energy as well as material resources from the victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
The vampire frequently will retain the same donor for months or years without giving anything of the aforementioned energies in return, or setting the victim free to pursue a mutually nurturing relationship.
The victim often, over time, demonstrates near-matrimonial devotion and will develop something resembling true love for the vampire master.
The vampire frequently does not understand how they have fed at all, nor how near death their victim actually is, and contrarily thinks that the relationship somehow benefits their victim.
by shadowmagnet February 8, 2013
A blood-oath serious person. Death before dishonor Spartan type person that lives and dies only for their ideals, kith, and kin.
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.
!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.
!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
by oh21 October 15, 2006
Vampires are characterized by the following attributes:
1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.
Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.
1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes.
2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires.
3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust.
Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.
TWILIGHT FAN: Edward Cullen is a vampire.
DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.
TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!
DRACULA FAN: This is true.
DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't.
TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up! What do you know?! You were born in the late 1800s!
DRACULA FAN: This is true.
by Bertoffski April 2, 2009
by Danny hates lawyers May 13, 2007
by some chill bro up top December 29, 2011
"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 21, 2003
Sanguinarian.
A human that derives their energy from blood.
Corrections:
Only SENSITIVE to sunlight
Garlic is friendly
Crosses, some sangs are Christians
Stakes, kill anyone
Bats, no
the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.)
What the legends got sorta correct:
Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle)
Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.)
Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen)
Better smell
Empathic
limited precognition
Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount)
Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking)
Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time)
Pale
Cold skin
Slow heartbeat
Things you may not know they suffer from:
Nausea
Hot/cold flashes
Shivers
Paranoia
Depression
Blurred eyes
Stomach pain
Higher risk of allergies
Blood dreams
The lingo:
Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out)
Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition
Black swan - donor
A human that derives their energy from blood.
Corrections:
Only SENSITIVE to sunlight
Garlic is friendly
Crosses, some sangs are Christians
Stakes, kill anyone
Bats, no
the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.)
What the legends got sorta correct:
Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle)
Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.)
Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen)
Better smell
Empathic
limited precognition
Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount)
Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking)
Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time)
Pale
Cold skin
Slow heartbeat
Things you may not know they suffer from:
Nausea
Hot/cold flashes
Shivers
Paranoia
Depression
Blurred eyes
Stomach pain
Higher risk of allergies
Blood dreams
The lingo:
Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out)
Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition
Black swan - donor
A vampire is really a Sanguinarian.
by bluebirdbloodbird May 3, 2015