A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.

A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."

vacation dick by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016

Get merch

vacation dick

A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"

vacation dick by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016

Get merch

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"

vacation dick by humzyz June 17, 2016

Get merch

vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick

vacation dick by Arseman92 June 17, 2016

Get merch

Shuffle