volanté

Aston martin variator. Totally Kick-ass!

Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?


*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Volapük

The first constructed international auxiliary language (world-wide helping language) to really gain traction. Designed by a German priest, Johann Martin Schleyer, who felt God had told him to create an international language, Volapük's vocabulary is actually heavily based off of languages like English, French and German, and the language would have been extremely simple, had it not been for the inclusion of so many vowels and about 300x as many suffixes (future changes by Arie de Jong included adding r just to make things even more complicated, rather than scrapping the existing complications). Suffices to say that Esperanto was a lot readily available as far as Europeans were concerned.

The word occasionally pops up in French band names and the like, and is Russian slang for writing Russian using Latin letters as if they were Cyrillic (similar to l337 speak). Also used in Esperanto for the same effect as "It's all greek to me!".

"I tried learning Volapük, but found speaking English backwards sounded cool enough" (Post-graduate lingustics student)

"I can write russian using BO/\RTTI-OK (ru: volyapyuk/воляпюк) encoding" (Russian l337 speaker)

"That French band Volapuk is pretty awesome eh?" (International music lover commenting on own tastes)

"Crazy volapükists, did they seriously think they could steal the final victory from us?" (Esperantist from the days when everyone in Europe had a revolution or three up their sleeves)

by chrissomerry July 15, 2010

Volatile

A man (questionable) who cant even midair his own girlfriend, when she is yelling JUMANJI

"Our flag is secure!"

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Walls Of Volak

An overly aggressive hand job, one there is no escape from.

yo she hit me with the walls of volak and from that moment on it was a wrap.

by Datava October 14, 2020

volauvent

Inadequate pie, a term coined by the comedian Ross Noble.

"hey Fred want an inadequate pie?"

"No Clive I hate volauvents"

by Davidmn February 16, 2008

Volatile Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?

Person B: By taking a Volatile Jizz Bath
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person A: Pussy.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 25, 2013

Volana

volana is a planet with a city that shares the same name full of wolf people and is a peaceful planet until the Raasar appeared

welcome to Volana home of the Wolmorph and the Varg

by Karma_Star1134 February 17, 2021