illini utility player

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive

Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.

Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

P4rma Utility

3k Elo DEMON when he has no utility, lvl 9 when he does have utility

*teamflashes mate instead of shooting an enemy in the face for free
*mollies his own team off the defuse
*Team nades his team in spawn

"Some classic P4rma Utility there"

by dannyboi6310 April 9, 2025

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

Ford Interceptor Utility

A Version of the Ford Explorer Specially designed for Law Enforcement Agencies Across America and Canada.

Person1:Oh look! Look at that Ford Explorer

Person 2: Erm Akchually it is actually a Ford Interceptor Utility 🤓

by Kool89430 December 27, 2023

Utilitarian

Thanos. No one else preaches fairness and equality more than the purple man himself.

The one and only utilitarian is Thanos himself

by Thanthannosnos April 26, 2019

Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.

Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"

by AbbyV June 20, 2021