You wouldn’t understand

A phrase used by someone usually while they’re busy feeling sorry for themselves over a situation that has them so upset they’ve selfishly deluded themselves into believing no one else could possibly understand what they’re going through.

All they want is your pity but you won’t help matters if you give it to them

Kathy: Come on Simon. I just want to help you. why won’t you talk to me?

Simon: (Sighs dramatically) You wouldn’t understand

by The Captive Spirit September 15, 2010

Only Kurt Cobain understands me

Stock phrase used by smelly rockers in times of despair, confusion or sexual abuse.

James: Get your hand off my leg, you smelly rocker - If I wanted trash, I'd have sex with roadkill.
Smelly Rocker: Oh God, most embarassing thing since Dad bought me that Avril Lavinge album for my birthday... Only Kurt Cobain understands me.

by jdi May 9, 2004

Understandment

Understanding someone in a type of way that makes you try to understand it again.

Skeppy: "I need some understandment of what we are doing"
MegaPVP: "We are doing a 1v1"

by AutoHCF May 21, 2020

understandable

A response to a question when agreeing with somebody and not sure what else to say. A phrase that many people think they make up but is actually used in daily life. It is a very common text message response and fun to say and argue with.

Figgy- woah what happened?

Emily- i fell!

Figgy- how?

Emily- it was icy!

Figgy- ohh okay understandable

by emilymarieee April 4, 2010

uberstank

The past tense of uberstink.

1. A superlative example of something terrible.
2. Stench to an extreme or excessive degree.

1. My day wasn't just bad, it uberstank.
2. The cabbage-onion-bean-steak omelette was tasty, but it caused gas that uberstank.

by smellycat June 23, 2004

I don't understand the question

This is a phrase used when confronted by a question pointing out a fault in you and you want to save face

"Wait, didn't you break up with josh last week ? Why were you on his snapchat last night?"
"..I don't understand the question"

by dflamee February 13, 2018

uberstanding

The act of understanding the transporting application Uber.

I hope we uberstand the drop-off destination correctly.

He deserves to be the CEO of Uber with his uberstanding.

Uber app understanding transporting intelligence Lyft

by AntPu April 6, 2016