A website where people who have NO CLUE and NO INTELLIGENCE define words they don't understand. (With the exception of a few people like me and a few of you leets or music fans who know.) Almost all definitions on here are TOTALLY wrong!!! Suburban housewifes use it to look stuff up and then misuse the terms. Dumb kids use it to type in wrong definitions. (I learned this at church when some people started trying to define Shizz and Shizzle & when I read what people here think 1337 means.) RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THIS LOSER SITE!!!!
URBAN-DICK EXAMPLE:"I'm some dumb kid who watched a movie about hackers so I went to UrbanDictionary.com to post the def of hacker terms. Plus I know SHIT about rap shizz so I posted some stuff about that too."
EXAMPLES OF WRONG USES OF TERMS FOUND IN STUPID URBAN DICK-TIONARY.cum:
1. "geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle"
2. "I left my shizz on the carpet next to my beer and the new shizz comp."
3. "After I bum-raped the guy, I forced him to eat the shizz!"
EXAMPLE THAT ILLUSTRATING TYPICAL DEFINITIONS FOUND HERE:
1. 1337 = "most commonly used for people who don't know what 1337 is about and think it is cool." (At least, when it comes to the dumb shit they post here it's true they don't know what it is.)
EXAMPLES OF WRONG USES OF TERMS FOUND IN STUPID URBAN DICK-TIONARY.cum:
1. "geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle"
2. "I left my shizz on the carpet next to my beer and the new shizz comp."
3. "After I bum-raped the guy, I forced him to eat the shizz!"
EXAMPLE THAT ILLUSTRATING TYPICAL DEFINITIONS FOUND HERE:
1. 1337 = "most commonly used for people who don't know what 1337 is about and think it is cool." (At least, when it comes to the dumb shit they post here it's true they don't know what it is.)
by Michelle in Woodland Hills December 04, 2004
a web site where humorous definitions are added... for example, the RIAA is defined as "the penis that MTV sucks".
urbandictionary.com pwns your mother
by mevyhetal March 02, 2004
an ostensibly wonderful collaborative web effort, to define existing slang as well as coin new terms, which in reality is a scam that steals our contributions and prints them on mugs that cost $19.95.
the reason i posted that thing on urbandictionary.com was to make the most ironic purchase of my life.
by ms. communication July 27, 2009
by KillerOC July 26, 2019
verb: to idiotically look up the definition of the source in which you are looking up definitions.
noun: 1. a man dressed in drag. 2. the website urbandictionary.com
noun: 1. a man dressed in drag. 2. the website urbandictionary.com
that urbandictionary.com urbandictionary.com'd on urbandictionary.com !
by HappyHenry35 June 26, 2004
A Website for little boys or girls so when a person older than them says a slang term or something they know what they are talking about.
AdultTo other adult : Whoa shit , she got some badonkadonk!
Other Adult : I think i need to wank.
Little GirlTo other adult: What did you do to my puppy ,Wankie ?
Other Adult : I think i need to wank.
Little GirlTo other adult: What did you do to my puppy ,Wankie ?
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
1. A website designed to allow people whom are familiar with esoteric slang/colloquialism to write definitions of said words to aid others in their understanding, thus using the power of the internet user to better the world.
2. A great way for losers with some spare time to vent about a given subject under the twin, thin veils of half-arsed wit and vain pseudo-profundity. To qualify for this second meaning, it's important to have the first sentence clause ("clause" is used as most of the definition is the first, unending sentence) be a vague description of what the word really means and that the rest of the six paragraphs are what the loser in question has gathered about the subject from their own personal, anecdotal evidence and what their cool friends said about the topic. Objectivity is also a deal-breaker.
2. A great way for losers with some spare time to vent about a given subject under the twin, thin veils of half-arsed wit and vain pseudo-profundity. To qualify for this second meaning, it's important to have the first sentence clause ("clause" is used as most of the definition is the first, unending sentence) be a vague description of what the word really means and that the rest of the six paragraphs are what the loser in question has gathered about the subject from their own personal, anecdotal evidence and what their cool friends said about the topic. Objectivity is also a deal-breaker.
1. See: css
Cascading Style Sheets. An extension to HTML which are most often used to set default styles so that the equivalent HTML code does not need to be retyped. It is also used for its method of positioning- items can be set above others and screen-proportional settings don't apply. Among the tags that were deprecated in favour of CSS is the famous FONT tag, but it is so useful it will never be completely written out. Interesting, CSS does not set font sizes by HTML standards (1 to 7) but as pixel-based sizes, like those used in word processors. CSS can be specified in the HTML code itself in the head tag, or linked to from a separate file - a remote style sheet. As well as these to methods, a single element can be specified with CSS styles by using the 'style' attribute in the tag. This only affects the tag the attribute is used in that one time. As far as I am aware, CSS is the only way to set a division to overflow.
The structure of CSS is similar to that of HTML, except triangular brackets are replaced with 'squiggly' parenthesis - "{" and "}". The tag itself is outside of the brackets, however, unlike HTML. The equals-sign is replaced with a colon, and quotes are implied until a semi-colon. Attributes must be ended with a semi-colon, therefore.
"That's some fancy CSS..."
2. See: myspace
"Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity ... it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count)." -urbandictionary.com
See: AFI
"afi stands for "a faggot inmybutthole". Their music can be compared to the sound of babies being devoured by lucifer, pigs being mass slaughtered, and emo kids crying as they cut themselves to sleep
Emo kid: dude i love afi
normal kid: dude, you think your life sucks? try being a vietnameese prostitute that gets raped every day and has to use coat hangers to perform abortions on herself. Then talk to me about your life
Emo kid: im to deep for you to understand! *runs away crying with eyeliner runing down face*"
Cascading Style Sheets. An extension to HTML which are most often used to set default styles so that the equivalent HTML code does not need to be retyped. It is also used for its method of positioning- items can be set above others and screen-proportional settings don't apply. Among the tags that were deprecated in favour of CSS is the famous FONT tag, but it is so useful it will never be completely written out. Interesting, CSS does not set font sizes by HTML standards (1 to 7) but as pixel-based sizes, like those used in word processors. CSS can be specified in the HTML code itself in the head tag, or linked to from a separate file - a remote style sheet. As well as these to methods, a single element can be specified with CSS styles by using the 'style' attribute in the tag. This only affects the tag the attribute is used in that one time. As far as I am aware, CSS is the only way to set a division to overflow.
The structure of CSS is similar to that of HTML, except triangular brackets are replaced with 'squiggly' parenthesis - "{" and "}". The tag itself is outside of the brackets, however, unlike HTML. The equals-sign is replaced with a colon, and quotes are implied until a semi-colon. Attributes must be ended with a semi-colon, therefore.
"That's some fancy CSS..."
2. See: myspace
"Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity ... it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count)." -urbandictionary.com
See: AFI
"afi stands for "a faggot inmybutthole". Their music can be compared to the sound of babies being devoured by lucifer, pigs being mass slaughtered, and emo kids crying as they cut themselves to sleep
Emo kid: dude i love afi
normal kid: dude, you think your life sucks? try being a vietnameese prostitute that gets raped every day and has to use coat hangers to perform abortions on herself. Then talk to me about your life
Emo kid: im to deep for you to understand! *runs away crying with eyeliner runing down face*"
by annoyed226 December 27, 2006