Updating

Dating above your level of hotness, intelligence, economic stature, or overall likability.

David Spade is constantly updating.

by Cammie B February 2, 2009

Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.

Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.

by E-bag November 9, 2009

windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

by The man October 18, 2001

updike

A man who has retained an obsession with sex well into his dotage, with a creepy effect on others.

Don't look at my daughter that way you fucking old updike!

by Nicholas Van Orton December 9, 2008

update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 25, 2011

Updog Disease

A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.

"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"

by Dr. Underthere March 9, 2020

Trevian (updated)

A Trevian is quite simply someone who goes to New Trier, but lives up to all the stereotypes. Wether it be "vape messiah", drug dealer, imbecile, white chick who blasts bad rap music from her Range Rover while her clique is in the back, etc. Trevians are notoriously rich and obnoxious. I mean really, the movie "Mean Girls" was based on our school. The lesson here is never cross paths with a Trevian.

Trevian (updated):
Dude why are these Trevians even here? They're so annoying. Thank god I'm not a Trevian.

by SimplyRidiculous September 7, 2016