Something people won’t tell you in person
For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly
For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.
Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 19, 2019
Get the Uglymug. 
by theshadowonyourwall1 April 21, 2014
Get the uglymug. A drink:
2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch
Combine in glass...
Chug...
History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch
Combine in glass...
Chug...
History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.
by Honorarius April 10, 2006
Get the uglymug. That chic's outfit is ugli!
by nit-picker October 5, 2006
Get the uglimug. by tornadologist July 6, 2022
Get the Uglymug.