an incredible institution in southern California, with the best business school in the country, and the greatest balance between academics and entertainment in the form of athletics, parties, in addition being located in the best city in the world. All the losers at the school across town are just jealous they cant afford it.
by calibaby March 23, 2005
The University of Southern California is a top U.S. university. With high academics and EXTREMELY successful alumni. University of Smart Children would be entirely exceptional. With many NFL and NBA players, to the most amazing directors ever like George Lucas, you know this school is straight up fabulous.
The rivalry against UCLA is quite amusing. *cough* UGLY CALIFORNIA LOOKING ASAINS *cough* UCLA alumni were too stupid to make into to CAL. so they go to the second choice, UCLA the little bruins... BOO! If you walk around Los Angeles you occasionally see more trojan pride! nobody wants to be an ugly little fake ass bear. All you out of state USC haters just have no life, CMON you can't even live in California? SADNESS. so if you don't live in california just stop fantasizing about going to school here.... unless you get a big ass shcolarship! GOOD LUCK! USC is cooler than UCLA. better. prettier. more parties. amazing all around school.
The rivalry against UCLA is quite amusing. *cough* UGLY CALIFORNIA LOOKING ASAINS *cough* UCLA alumni were too stupid to make into to CAL. so they go to the second choice, UCLA the little bruins... BOO! If you walk around Los Angeles you occasionally see more trojan pride! nobody wants to be an ugly little fake ass bear. All you out of state USC haters just have no life, CMON you can't even live in California? SADNESS. so if you don't live in california just stop fantasizing about going to school here.... unless you get a big ass shcolarship! GOOD LUCK! USC is cooler than UCLA. better. prettier. more parties. amazing all around school.
by FightonSC_tennisfreak January 5, 2011
*Looking Through Binoculars*
Bird watcher 1 : "What species is that fugly narcissist over there ?
Bird watcher 2: "According to the books, it's a USC student.
Bird watcher 1 : "What species is that fugly narcissist over there ?
Bird watcher 2: "According to the books, it's a USC student.
by munchankaa December 1, 2018
University of Spoiled Children
A place where super rich Beverly Hills blondes get with the wildest frat boys in the nation. If you're a girl you MUST be hot to be admitted, and most importantly, no fake blondes are allowed on campus. Almost every boy is a Business major, so if you're a USC girl you definitely has sex with tons of future CEOs. If you can go to USC you don't even need college because you family has more money than God. Also, we're better than UCLA.
A place where super rich Beverly Hills blondes get with the wildest frat boys in the nation. If you're a girl you MUST be hot to be admitted, and most importantly, no fake blondes are allowed on campus. Almost every boy is a Business major, so if you're a USC girl you definitely has sex with tons of future CEOs. If you can go to USC you don't even need college because you family has more money than God. Also, we're better than UCLA.
by I'm definitely your dad June 28, 2015
University of Second Choice
University of Snobby Cunts
University of Sucking Cocks
University of Spoiled Children
University of Silly Caucasians
University of Sassy Cumguzzlers
A second-rate university for elitists located on gang territory within the perimeter of Los Angeles in California.
Academics are not as solid as the USC grad would like one to believe. Overall slightly better than the CSU and slightly below the top UC schools (UCSB, UCB, UCLA). Admissions are heavily tied to legacy and family donations.
A decent athletic program, however.
University of Snobby Cunts
University of Sucking Cocks
University of Spoiled Children
University of Silly Caucasians
University of Sassy Cumguzzlers
A second-rate university for elitists located on gang territory within the perimeter of Los Angeles in California.
Academics are not as solid as the USC grad would like one to believe. Overall slightly better than the CSU and slightly below the top UC schools (UCSB, UCB, UCLA). Admissions are heavily tied to legacy and family donations.
A decent athletic program, however.
Ethan is an incoming USC student whose parents gave $100,000 to the school when he was a high school junior. Suffice to say, he was awarded early admission. At least he'll watch some decent football when the fall semester begins. He might actually get a 4.0 even with his mental retardation.
by Chuck Kyle January 2, 2008
Not to be confused with the University of Southern California, or the University of Southern Colorado.
USC
USC
by BillyBoobFat October 14, 2009