Ukrainian Drop Shot

Dropping anal beads into a girl's open mouth after you've pulled them out of her ass.

I don't know, man...she's pretty kinky. She keeps asking me for a Ukrainian drop shot.

by 85LittleHawk October 6, 2021

Ukrainian farm dragon

Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini

The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.

Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.

by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022

ukrainian diet pills

Diet pills featured in the show Big Mouth that cause one to hallucinate and turn food into spiders.

Lola;

“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”

by sircruncha April 1, 2023

Ukrainian Shower

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.

Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.

by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023

Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019

ukranian

the slavic language of the ukrainians, closely related to russian

Truth be told, there are a considerable number of Ukrainian speakers in -- yes -- Brazil.

by azer November 10, 2002