by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006
Get the twoddle mug.A whiny, self-obsessed, suicidal drunk. One who pisses the bed at 30 years old. A former runner who swings from the nutz of a retarded old man, whyhayzee
by hoopdidoops69 November 22, 2010
Get the trotdaubach mug.an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.
Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
Boss: do you mean today?
did you spill some dumbass on yourself
Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.
"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."
by Twitdicks October 21, 2009
Get the Twitdick mug.The hybrid between a twink and an otter. A boy who is too old to be considered a twink, but not hairy enough to be considered an otter.
Steve: "Wow, that twink is hot."
Rick: "That twink is like 28!"
Steve: "Meh, but he's smooth and thus, not an otter."
Rick: "He's a twotter!"
Rick: "That twink is like 28!"
Steve: "Meh, but he's smooth and thus, not an otter."
Rick: "He's a twotter!"
by The Twotter November 20, 2011
Get the twotter mug.N. The other name for the second day of the week (assumeing you start from monday) Tuesday. Twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. It may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"
Twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe sexiual happenings. This is closely associated to the phrase "Only on Twosday"
1. Will you go to the dance with me? 2. Only on Twosday.
1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...
1. My god! what happened to Jim? 2. Twosday...
by Gwave October 23, 2007
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