udders twisted

when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.

Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”

by realandre April 4, 2023

Tennessee Titty Twister

The same grabbing and wrenching of an individual’s nipples as in a Texas Titty Twister except the Tennessee twister is strictly limited to grabbing and wrenching the nipples of a female family member.

I gave my sister a Tennessee Titty Twister last night. She got some big ol’ nips.

My uncle just reached around me and gave me a Tennessee Titty Twister.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

2nd degree titty twister

titty twister that may cause bleeding and permanent scars. Tongs are sometimes used.

Jeff gave zach a 2nd degree titty twister. zach must now wear casts on his nipples for the next 6 weeks.

by davi10 October 1, 2006

don't get it twisted

Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it

I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!

by Manù April 26, 2006

twisted

bein high and drunk at tha same time

this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's

by Griff July 1, 2004

dutch twister

When a person farts in a revolving door.

Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.

by GP NYC April 3, 2009

Tiffany twisted

Means 'extremely materialistic'. Refers to the Tiffany Twist line of jewelry, produced by Tiffany & Co; and utilises the popular expression, 'twisted mind'.

"Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends", from 'Hotel California' by the Eagles

by Almighty Dreadlock May 7, 2016