Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
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Can be related to any other teenie, for example a 'My Chemical Romance Teenie'.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
Someone who has caught on to the craze of the 'Twilight' novel series by Stephanie Meyer and tries to catch up with the trend, but fails terribly. A Twilight Teenie will most likely read the first three chapters of 'Twilight', will not be bothered to read the rest and will find out what happens in 'Twilight' and the rest of the books by reading what it says on Wikipedia.
*Twilight Fan attempting to have a conversation with a Twilight Teenie*
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
Twilight Fan: I wonder what will happen in the next Twilight book...?
Twilight Teenie: I know! OMG do you think Edward will have sex with Bella, coz you know he has no blood so he can't get it up... Edward is so HAWT!
TF:... Okay, but I've been wonder what will happen to Jacob, if he'll actually go to the wedding or not.
TT: Well, duuh he'll go to the wedding, he's Edward vampire brother!
TF: Erm... You mean Jasper? Or Emmett?
TT: Oh yeah yeah. And Charlie is the werewolf.
TF: Erm... No he's Bella's father.
TT: Oh that's it right and there's the wierd Italian vampires who, like do stuff to other vampires, like that time they were gonna kill Edward coz Bella was dead.
TF: Yeah... Erm, Bella doesn't die...
TT: Yeah, yeah, that's right, because Bella is the vampire that can see the future.
TF: No... I can't have this conversation with you anymore.
by spoonfacegirl May 18, 2008
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When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".
Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"
Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
by The Anrkissed May 6, 2008
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Originally from Newcastle where all teenie greenies hang around 'the green', they are the scum of the earth who think they are individual because they listen to whatever 'Kerrang!' ("rock" music magazine) tells them
They often think they are better then eveyone eles and consider themselves "individuals" and "outcasts"
Teenie greenies are easy to spot as they wear nothing but black, and wear ties over t-shirts. Many wear nail varnish and makeup and spend hours making sure thier hair looks "messy".
Originally from Newcastle where all teenie greenies hang around 'the green', they are the scum of the earth who think they are individual because they listen to whatever 'Kerrang!' ("rock" music magazine) tells them
They often think they are better then eveyone eles and consider themselves "individuals" and "outcasts"
Teenie greenies are easy to spot as they wear nothing but black, and wear ties over t-shirts. Many wear nail varnish and makeup and spend hours making sure thier hair looks "messy".
Person: Do you know insert band name here
Teenie Greenie 1: No! They're shit anyway.
*One week Later*
Teenie Greenie 2: Hay insert band name here are in Kerrang!
Teenie Greenie 1: Yeah, I know. I have liked them for years
Person: That Bullshit! You fucking noob!
Teenie Greenie 1: No! They're shit anyway.
*One week Later*
Teenie Greenie 2: Hay insert band name here are in Kerrang!
Teenie Greenie 1: Yeah, I know. I have liked them for years
Person: That Bullshit! You fucking noob!
by LeftDoor September 1, 2006
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can be either gender.
can be either gender.
"she/he's a mcfly teenie! look at her/him! stalking mcfly! omg, shall we go & try and meet up with them & get on mcflysecrets?"
"YEAHHHHHHHH!"
"YEAHHHHHHHH!"
by a mcfly fan.. that's not a teenie. March 7, 2008
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