Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

trustafarian

financially backed wanna-be hippies

milyn is a trustafarian, she follows phish in her mercedes E420.

by darkasnight January 19, 2003

turtarrier

Turtarriers are concrete blocks placed at the back of parking spaces. Often they are yellow or gray, but they can come in any color. Sometimes they are also referred to as "parking barriers" or "parking blocks" but these are both improper terms.

When I pull my car into the parking space I know I have gone too far if I can feel the wheel come into contact with the turtarrier.

by Cpt. Rob September 20, 2007

Tuscan Melt

When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.

Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.
Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt

by jlove6182 May 29, 2009

tosta/u

Stubborn, hard-headed, strong-willed in Western Sicilian dialect. Used to refer to toddlers, or young children who are sassy and cutely resistant, but said with pride and awe on the part of older relatives. Phonetically it sometimes sounds like "thoistu" for a boy, or "thoista" for a girl. Others will pronounce it closer to "thosta" or "thostu".

The elder relatives may in one sense disapprove of the behavior, but yet be satisfied that the child is demonstrating free spiritedness and self- initiative. The expectation is that these kids will not be easily influenced by their peers and learn how to stand up for themselves.

To have heard this in your household your grandparents, parents, or aunts or uncles would have had to be exposed to turn of the century (1900) western Sicilian dialect, even if you heard it in the second half of the twentieth century. 1950 to 2000. It is becoming more and more rare to hear it.

A nonna looks at her four year old grandson as he is about to write on the wall with crayons and he boldly keeps doing it even as his parents firmly say "NO!" So the nonna smiles and says:

"Oh! He is so tosta/u". Similar to "boys will be boys".

A little girl throws her stuffed animal at her cousin who is visiting and her mother, partly embarrassed, but partly amazed, will grin a bit and say:

"I'm sorry, but she is just so tosta/u"

But the child is still gently discouraged from the behavior, but the parent is glad the child can protect themselves if necessary.

by Tonimac November 19, 2013

trustafarian

A rich young white person, from a mansion house in the shires, usually with trust funds from mummy and daddy yet pretends he is poor. This species, more often than not, have dreadlocks, wear ethnic clothing, play the digeree-doo, dodge soap and generally mope around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. Over the last 20 years or so they have infested India, Thailand and Nepal under the premise they are travellers, not tourists. Most will end up working for their daddy as a venture capitalist.

Look at that trustafian sitting there twiddling his dreadlocks. What a c**t.

by dunno August 21, 2003

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005