tupick

A baby faced monster.

stop annoying me you're acting like a tupick

by bartfromaustintexas September 11, 2014

Tusik

A word in hebrew means butt.

She has a pretty tusik

by Rainbow bear February 9, 2019

Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.

I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.

by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008

Tuscaloser

1. Derogatory nickname for Tuscaloosa, Alabama. May be used as term of endearment by locals frustrated with the lack of non-bama culture, but is fighting words for outsiders.

2. Derogatory for people who live in Tuscaloosa or who are obsessed with it, having once lived there.

Garrett still lives a block away from Bryant-Denny stadium, even though it's been three years since he graduated--what a Tuscaloser!

by simultaneously May 11, 2006

Tuscan Rocket

When you're hitting a chick doggystyle then pull out, pour tabasco sauce on your junk and stick in it her cornhole.

Hey Crib, did you hear that Will finally tried out the Tuscan Rocket?

by Sofa King Softball September 29, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.

"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008

Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009