turrets

turrets are the thing that males have. sometimes males say females have turrets, meaning their titties, but the actual meaning of it is balls.

Alexandra: "Wow he looks like he would have nice turrets!"

Rob: "I know you do, babe."

Alexandra: "OMG Rob your not using the correct form of turrets that I was using, you tool!"

by TURRET LUVA January 22, 2009

turret fuck

That one noob on warhawk who spends his entire game inside a rocket turret because he sucks balls at anything else.

guy 1: i got shot again by that stupid turret fuck
guy 2:haw haw

by tekkentool October 6, 2008

Turrent

A dumb word my corporal swervin irv says cause he can’t fucking talk right with his country bumpkin ass.

Corporal it’s turret not turrent.

by Trey hinton April 1, 2019

turret tits

A woman with small boobs but abnormally large and pointy nipples.

Callie along with having a horse face has the worst case of turret tits that i have ever seen! If someone tried to motorboat her she would poke their eyes out.

by snohoboarder April 14, 2012

Turret

A person with a small penis who likes to masturbate in front of children on skype.

James is such a turret he's gonna get arrested someday.

by jackshiman January 21, 2018

nigger turrets

(noun) When your white friend cant stop saying nigger around their black friend. ie your white friend trying to fit in

Jim: Yo my friends got Nigger Turrets.

by cuckymcfucky January 19, 2018

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012