Tumblr

A blogging website that will "be back shortly."

I tried getting on Tumblr but they didn't feed the Tumbeasts again

by GoodMorningMyLove April 8, 2011

tumblr

a place for hipsters to post picures and gifs about hipster things. common subjects: girls backs, hands with lots of jewelry, vampire weekend, arcade fire, kissing, naked people, weed, pretty girls smoking, harry potter, celebrities from tv shows particularly skins and gossip girl and other artsy photographs.

I am so addicted to tumblr, I just can't stop reblogging pictures of pretty girls in front of a sunset wearing denim shorts and bracelets smoking weed.

by yesiamfromtumblr December 22, 2010

Tumblr

Where really high people at 2 am post stuff that boggles your mind. Tumblr is definitely not your type of thing to go to if you question your existence a lot.

Dude what if inside your nipples was another universe

Tumblr at 2 am

by TurtleCactus October 9, 2013

Tumblr

An alternate universe where teenage girls reblog pictures of attractive girls or cute couples and use the terms "forever alone" or "UNF" a lot. They then get so obsessed with how many followers that they have, and this leads to them sitting on their computer for hours on end and never hanging out with their friends.

Oh and watch out, Tumblr goes from puppies to porn in a matter of seconds. (or if you prefer kitties to titties, it's the same idea)

John: Hey Matt, where's Jenny? I haven't seen her in months!

Matt: She got a Tumblr.

by suhhspence.tumblr October 30, 2012

Tumblr

A secret place.

Chris: Hey lets go on Tumblr tonight.
Zooey: Forever alone.

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Tumblring.

What cool people do.

Im Tumblring. Right now.

by Yoooooooooooooooooooo. September 26, 2010

Tumblr

A place for egocentric attention-starved teenagers to compete for who's the most special, unique snowflake

Additionally features lots of blogs with 10-frame low quality porn gifs

"I'm a spirit lesbian transgendered woman"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"I'm quad-gendered and self-diagnosied with schizophrenia"
"are you sure you're not just pretending to be 'unique and original' for attention on tumblr?" "STOP OPPRESSING ME"

by ratQuesada May 11, 2015