monkey trumpets

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008

Bring On The Trumpets

To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.

"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."

by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009

Trumpetier

One who blindly and ignorantly touts Donald Trumps praises, expresses themselves through bullying and ranting, and has no clue what it means to be a truly productive citizen of the USA.

Suddenly more and more of my consertive friends have lost their senses and have become Trumpetiers.

by AzRythm June 21, 2016

Trumpeting

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.

"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."

by Kuaishou December 29, 2018

trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007

trumpified

An area that has been completely tapped of all resources and has since become ignored. May be policed by a private "security" team. Live there at your own risk.

If you saw Back to the Future 2 think of Hill Valley when Biff took over and you'll know what trumpified means.

If Donald Trump becomes President, he will trumpify the entire nation.

by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018