Trumpet 

The strangest, most clamourous, most obnoxious of all instruments. They are even more annoying than the Flute. trumpets are annoying and usually played by the most defiant person in the band. Hell, trumpets are so irritating, they don't deserve to have their name capitalize, not even at the begining of a scentence. trumpets should mellow out like they're cousins, Cornets. They are much more beautiful in every way compared to the trumpet. By the way, this is coming from an Alto Saxophonist, not a Cornet player. Unfortunately, they usually get all the solos because they're the loudest. A Saxophone, Clarinet, Oboe, French Horn, or Trombone would sound much better in a solo, instead. Since trumpet players are the main people looking this up, I'll probaly have many disagree with me.

What do a trumpet and lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed!

Trumpet by CryingRook May 20, 2006

Trumpet 

A closet trump supporter

Are you in the closet trump? = trumpet

Trumpet by Artaxoxo October 13, 2016

trumpet 

The absolute best instrument in the band.
While players range, a high amount of people can play this piece of brass beauty incredibly well.
It is also includes a painful mouthpiece, lots of valve oil, slide grease, and a slightly heavy case.
**Caution: Never attempt a High C (above the staff) in your first year playing**

Believe me, the trumpet is so awesome, no words can exactly explain its awesomeness.

trumpet by trumpetplayer December 14, 2016

trumpet 

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.

I play trumpet, i'm better than you.

trumpet by chippls February 15, 2018

Trumpet 

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

Trumpet by OtherJesus June 2, 2016

trumpet 

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.

Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."

trumpet by clarinetist September 19, 2003

Trumpet 

A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'

"My landlord is a proper trumpet"

Trumpet by Special Yellow January 1, 2012