clarinetist's definitions

trumpet

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.

Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."

by clarinetist September 19, 2003