A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?
I go to Lockport Township High School!
Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?
It's great!
I go to Lockport Township High School!
Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?
It's great!
by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018
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2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"
3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all
Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...
by Muffinsami January 29, 2009
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Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis
Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
Grant: I don't know Curtis
Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense
by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013
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by Iskaldt October 9, 2016
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by I, Wreckerrr April 3, 2021
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Guy 1: While you were in Europe, did you visit Sus Town?
Guy 2: No, I haven't. Is it nice?
Guy 1: Yea, its amazing, they have the Sus Road A45 and the Sus Museum.
Guy 2: No, I haven't. Is it nice?
Guy 1: Yea, its amazing, they have the Sus Road A45 and the Sus Museum.
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most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.
come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.
but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.
school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.
most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.
majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .
this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.
come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.
but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.
school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.
most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.
majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .
this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
continued ; once u kena one time for attire check , no matter how much effort u put in to correct ur wrongs they will still fucking target u everywhere u go like paparazzis LOL.
people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .
all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .
our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day
this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.
the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.
p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school
ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .
all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .
our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day
this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.
the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.
p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school
ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
by ex student August 20, 2021
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