Rusty Trigger

When a male is partaking in anal with another man, he finished then pulls out with crusted feces on his penis then the second participant licks the feces off of the first man penis

I rusty triggered John last night - Carl

by ToldYouJack June 17, 2018

hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.

You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.

by goq2 September 16, 2007

fridge triage

An emergency measure aimed at finding something - anything - edible in the fridge. Usually performed by dividing the contents into the palatable, the slightly dicy and the utterly unspeakable.

Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.

by mynah2011 June 29, 2011

tridder

noun- a wannabe hipster
verb- the act of being a wannabe hipster

noun- That chick over there updating her Tumblr is a frickin' tridder, bruh.

verb- "Look at Paris's hipster sweater xD"
"She's tridding it up today, huh?"

by inlovewithanthony October 11, 2011

pull your trigger

Stick a finger down your throat and make yourself puke. Mostly done when drunk and feeling like shit.

I was so fucked up last night, I had to pull my trigger before I drove home.

by ajiggy October 23, 2003

Triggered

Getting filled with hate after seeing, hearing or experiencing something you can't stand.

Person 1 posts something on the internet.
Person 2: "Relax mate, don't be mad"
Person 1 gets triggered, or angered.
Person 1: "THAT'S IT, YOU TRIGGERED ME"
Person 1 continues to bash on Person 2.

by stashcat April 9, 2015

trigender demiqueer

A person who is both male and female but is queer at the same time. Not even Quantum Physics can define how this came into existance. All we can do is follow along because it's 2017 and you cannot assume genders anymore if you don't want a riot.

Oliver: Alex I think I'm a trigender demiqueer
Alex: I won't deny it

by MyDankMemesAreDank March 27, 2017