Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Trump Tower

What every plane wants to be inside of

I can't wait until Trump Tower gets it's own 9/11

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

reverse eifel tower

a sex act in which one girl is sitting on a guy's face and another on his dick and the two girls high- five each other. Widely considered to be the greatest thing ever. see eifel tower

"Steve got double-teamed by two hot girls last nite."
" Yea they reverse eifel towered him"

by Chief Logbook September 12, 2006

Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.

Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

Willis Tower

A made up building that does not exist.

Olivia: I just love the Willis Tower, how it's the tallest building in Chicago.
Denny: What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is Willis Tower? The tallest building in Chicago is the Sears Tower!

by Jedi of the Sears Tower August 17, 2016

The Dark Tower

The incredible epic tale, written by Stephen King, of Roland Deschain's search for a tower that holds up all of existence. In his search he encounters all sorts of beings and worlds that are all somewhat parallel. This series can be taken as one of King's greatest works. It contains seven long novels that create the larger tale. The first book was written back in the 70s, and the last book in the series was released in 2004.

"Time is but a face on the water" (DT4- Wizard and Glass)

by mooth July 28, 2005