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troweling

The act of a man defecating into the belly button (navel) of his sex partner or room mate, immediately followed by using his erect penis to smooth out the feces flush to the surrounding area; similar to using a trowel.
I love it when Tom is troweling me when we're making love!
by McDuk July 25, 2009
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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toweedling

being under the influence of weed while taboggining, also known as tablazing.
dude, let's get high and go toweedling!
by Becca xox January 2, 2006
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troxelling

Ted was troxelling.
by z4ck4ll3n March 14, 2016
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Truelling

The act of leading someone on in trolling fashion but in the end it's the truth.
He told me the ceiling fan co. was called Big Ass Fans. I thought he was trolling me but looked it up and he was truelling me!
by Clive Bunker September 25, 2016
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Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud
Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
by RAS-T king June 20, 2018
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i’m telling

Telling is the act when someone tell on you for doing something bad.
Cindy was stealing candy from her mom, he sister caught her and was like “I’m telling” she told her mom . Telling meaning telling her mother
by Chez September 20, 2017
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