Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head

HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.

by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019

toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head

Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled

by humplehump June 8, 2007

Towelhoarder

Someone who buys excessive quantities of towels and the hides them and never uses them

Today Kristine towelhoarder bought 4 new towels to hide in her office and boot and never use

by Dhart March 19, 2015

Toehead

Someone’s d**k tip

She sucked my toehead.

by HeisHim123 December 19, 2021

Bowelhead

Fancy way of calling someone a shithead, or shit for brains. A good retort to those who call people towelheads because they are emotionally immature and prejudiced.

Guy 1: You seriously are going to side with the sentiments of that towelhead?

Guy 2: yes, I am, bowelhead.

by boggler January 25, 2026

tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."

by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025