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Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.
"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"
by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021
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Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse
Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife
by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021
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Lottering

When you and a peer arrive at a work or school parking lot at about the same time and you pretend not to see them and stay in your car listening to the radio or doing some other fake busy work for no other reason than you don't want to walk in with them and have to chat awkwardly during the journey.
Sorry I'm late. I pulled in at the same time as that dumbass in shipping, so I had to do some lottering for awhile until he was inside.
by Wuzee October 20, 2009
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tytherington high school

An absolute hell hole filled with bad uniforms loads of homework and everything else you could think of
Tytherington high school is a waste of 7 years
by Ben Dover 101 November 3, 2019
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Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
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Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.
Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy
by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013
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teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.
Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.
by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008
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