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tot

The indentation between your tailbone and your cornhole; it is the counterpart to 'taint'.

Some Helpful Information: A lot of smelly stress gets built up in your tot (especially if you're a huge fatty and have trouble reaching it), so make sure to keep your tot clean! (and you should probably also lose some weight if you experience the aforementioned impetus to tot-cleanliness.)
This PSA brought to you by the Clean Your Tot! Alliance Foundation - helping to keep tots clean for a fresher tomorrow.
by Goobersmichael March 4, 2010
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Tots

A word that is short for totally. Some misunderstood people think that it is spelled totes. I am sorry to say that they are completely wrong. So wrong it is not funny. Tots is such a cool word.
OMG! Did you see that atyptical junk she was wearing to the tots cool soiree?

OMG! That was tots crazy.
by DJ Yia Yia June 14, 2011
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Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.
"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."
by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009
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"Are you going to dude's party?"
"Tot!"
by mizzity May 20, 2003
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TOT

Turd On Tip. This occurs when a guy is having anal sex with a female. And, when he pulls his penis out, there is boo boo on the tip of his penis
Damn girl, you gave me the TOT. Next time, douche your ass before having anal sex.
by Bill Bush June 13, 2007
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I tot him that
by pippy June 12, 2003
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ToT

For those Muggles who don't use Urban Dictionary, this means sad face, like emoji.
For us, who use Urban Dictionary, ToT means I am lovin' it, but it hurts.

I will leave it up to you for what hurts, and feels good for your creativity!~ 🤗 🧐😉
MUGGLES:
OMG ToT Thank you so much!!

US:
ToT you should go harsher!!
by THE NOT MUGGLE ONE September 29, 2020
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