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beat off tourettes

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.
I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!
by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010
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drummer's tourettes

A symptom involving tapping and/or creating beats on any given surface with any limb. (Usually caused by being a drummer.)
by Otidi May 1, 2011
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Tourettes Guy

One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines

"Oh BOB SAGET!"

"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"

"Eat my short dick!"
by my name is bs January 8, 2009
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facebook tourettes

Refers to the phenomenon of posting random, usually meaningless, status updates multiple times daily. Often comes via the blackberry or iPhone. Clutters up the newsfeed. The sufferers of tourettes are known to post many times an hour. Likely the reason for the 'hide' feature.
Libby's got the facebook tourettes again and hit a record for 15 useless status updates on the newsfeed.
by SexPanther2003 August 9, 2009
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forum tourettes

When a thread goes slightly off topic and ends up with random insults being thrown at others because of a misunderstanding.
"Ah, yeah good point!! 92.3% of the group only play the cards anyhow - would be boring watching that!!"

A gentle discussion about using "holecams" at a homegame goes a bit mental when "pocketcams" is used to describe them and one person who hasnt heard them described as pocketcams asks what they are hoping to see in someones pockets. Leading to the OP to insult about 280 people, forum tourettes at its finest.
by trustme/james January 15, 2007
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Halo Tourettes

When a person who normally doesn't swear much, curses every 5 seconds because they are doing badly at playing Halo 3...
"F**k F**k F**k, dirty mother f**ker!!! C**k S**king Mother F**king A**Hole!!!"
"Dude, your doing so horrible that you got the Halo Tourettes, haha"
by Reverend Donovan December 9, 2008
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hunger tourettes

The act of suddenly making loud or distracting noises to hide the sound of your stomach growling in a super quiet class, office, etc.
Person 1: *stomach growls* then suddenly * taps foot, scream, etc*

Person 2: Dude what's up??

Person 1: sorry, i got hunger tourettes

Person 2: understandable
by MaSaa M0on April 14, 2011
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