Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007

tophed

when you get hit, knocked, pushed, or pwnt in the back while sitting down or standing up by a huge, ugly toph who is trying to get thru.

"omg i jus got tophed in the back."

by Dr. Pwn May 24, 2003

Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014

Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.

Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.

by DHNathan September 19, 2020

Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.

“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤

by SmellySpit March 20, 2021

Topher

Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.

Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?

by simple genius May 18, 2021