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Lincoln Top-hat 

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.
When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

Russian Top Hat 

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
Russian Top Hat by Dicks In July 30, 2010

dusty top hat 

Girl with hairy nipples
That girl from last night had a dusty top hat
dusty top hat by 36% June 7, 2016

Sandy Top Hat 

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
Sandy Top Hat by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

alaskan top hat 

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
alaskan top hat by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

Oregon Top Hat 

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Oregon Top Hat by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021