toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.

I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.

by VileBoy October 20, 2020

toobin

The act of showing one's genitalia during a zoom call while pretending it was accidental.

Jeffery was toobin for a bruisin' after he forgot mute his camera during a zoom call with his wife.

by youtellmenow October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you masturbate in front of your colleagues not realizing your Webcam is on or make the claim you did not know.

I looked up and realized I was toobin it in front of my coworkers at CNN on Zoom.

by Happy Liberals October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020