TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020

Toobin

Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.

I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.

by WastedDaylight October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.

Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.

by labondant October 20, 2020

toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 20, 2020