Toobing

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.

mis-judged the camera and the cue,

I was Toobing while on FaceTime unaware that the camera was on.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022

Toob

The noticeable of absence of boobs. Taken boobs -> toobs.

"I reached over and attempted to grab his chest, only to find toobs"

by Fysiske November 27, 2019

Aidan Toobe

A person who has two sides of him or two identities.

Hey that guy is an Aidan Toobe

by Mr. Keen April 2, 2023

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toob

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.

Dude, that Toob over there is making such a fool out of himself.

That rider is such a TOOB!

by Squidster650 January 22, 2021

toob

Toob can be a unisex name. Toobs are very creative and like to have a lot of fun. They are on another level of humor. Never even try to fight a Toob. They usually have a close friend group who will fight for them. Toobs are super charming and gorgeous people. They like to help other people and will bright your mood immediately.

That's my friend Toob. They also go by Toobie.

by toobiiiiieeeeeee July 31, 2020