Tolits

Filipino Slang - Short for "tol, ito ang latest!" and is the male counterpart of Marites

Marites: "Ay ayan na ang mga tolits! May chika ba kayo?"

Tolits: "Oo, 'mare ito ang latest!"

by tolitsako October 2, 2022

Toletaso

A large stick or rubber rod used by a police officer to hit someone.
Can also be used to describe the male penis while participating in sexual activity.

He gave her a few toletasos and made her feel a lot better.

A toletaso a day keeps the wife happy.

by Evie Schubert April 1, 2008

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

by kdv July 8, 2005

Tolertate

The act of giving free blow jobs to all of your friends.

Noah: Did you hear about Irene?
Butch: Yeah, man she is all about the tolertate.
Noah: What a CUTIE!

by Kim Lizzayre August 22, 2006

Toletard

someone who suffers from the mental condition of excessive intolerance towards any race or gender without justifiable reason, which there are none.

Chad: help! help!
Jamal: What's wrong
Chad: No not you. You can't help.
Jamal: Why not
Chad: Cause your an angry black man and you're probably gonna steal my shoes.
Jamal: look here toletard. I don't want your shoes. I'm just trying to save you.

by OSP, first stampede February 23, 2011

tolleito

tolleito , meaning the word of crap, hell, fuck, shit!
basically anything bad!

Holy tolleito ! that boy is fineeee !

by melanie Clark October 5, 2008

toleinuelui

Its a way superheros like bonterfieldimanyod man and captian riah pants eat men for breakfast...also where you put a mans genitals in thr back of your throat to touch the ovula.

person one:what would you like for breakfast?
person two: toleinuelui.

by bonterfieldimanyod man December 31, 2011