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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018
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Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.
''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"
by Scarse690 June 27, 2017
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Tafath (Toffee)

A blend of rich creamy toffee, beautifully formed by artistic hands with utter perfection and fulfilled with adorableness.
Mmmm. Thats so adorable, that Tafath (toffee)!
by billboboyguf August 28, 2020
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Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
by sparky July 12, 2004
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rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.
Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!
by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007
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toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!
'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'
by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006
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dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.
'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'
by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004
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