The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
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Thedameliosfanaccount is a fanpage for the damelio family. They have over 10k followers, and is super talented! Most of their edits have a meaning to them. They post video edits, picture edits, and facts about the damelios! She has the biggest heart and loves all of her followers. She is followed by Heidi, Marc, and Dixie D'amelio.
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I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
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Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.
The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.
The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
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