Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.
Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!
by MRwar August 01, 2008
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toddler fingers


1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
by toddlerlovin May 23, 2007
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toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.
Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!
by Pecan October 24, 2013
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Toilet toddlers

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
by McGtrell June 25, 2015
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orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.
If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.
by kqiso March 08, 2018
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toddler chic

a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.
Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.
by toyMasulina January 28, 2013
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Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.
"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"
by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019
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