Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008

toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007

orange toddler

A derogatory term used for describing Donald Trump.

Also used in the 2017 summer edition of Gameplay Magazine, referring to how the world ends.

If the orange toddler in the white house doesn't do it first, then robots will surely kill us all.

by kqiso May 9, 2018

toddler chic

a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.

Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.

by toyMasulina January 28, 2013

toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017