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Fuck Congress

"dude, did you hear about this SOPA bullshit?" "yeah, man. Fuck Congress"
by Bernie Crack January 30, 2012
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Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.
Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?
by ACRScout February 1, 2010
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having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.
"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
by jahm3z April 20, 2009
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thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!
by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013
mugGet the thanks, Congress!mug.

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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mouth congress

The kama sutra blowjob. This includes the steps of:
The nominal congress
Biting the sides
Pressing outside
Pressing inside
Kissing
Rubbing
Sucking a mango fruit
Swallowing up
My girlfriend is a mouth congress expert.
by Compoura October 22, 2009
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sexual congress

The man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and exited untill orgasm is reached (Simple: Fuck someone)
Did you see Paul and Elisabeth have sexual congress? It was sexy
by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014
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