squeeze my head

Taking a shit

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!

by Broadband2 October 17, 2013

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018

My head hurts

Means headace

My head hurts

by Fulvxjbvjn May 19, 2018

Gun To My Head

When you get insulted in any way, or when you just fail at things.

EXAMPLE 1:
Erin: Jordan can't see cause the yellow car cause he has widescreen eyes!
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

EXAMPLE 2:
Tanner: Jordan, you let a girl beat you in soccer conditioning?
Jordan: Gun To My Head!

by beanieblowfish November 28, 2010

eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

hop on my head

1. used when someone has no knowledge of something

2. when someone is being annoying

wow you don't know what that means just hop on my head!

stop being annoying and hop on my head!

by fairnshanenfjxmse June 29, 2016