Throat Goat

Charlie Haffenden

He just downed that drink like the throat goat

by Chester123! May 3, 2025

Throat Goat

Someone by the name of Andrew Malone who can throat 2 whole glizzies in under 4 bites

God damn! that man just downed two franks like Andrew Malone back in ‘21… What a throat goat

by Alheix May 9, 2022

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022

Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.

She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat

by Daphrampa August 6, 2023

Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat

Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat

by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022

Throat Goat

Usually goes by the name of Rebecca. Is capable of doing amazing things with a Phallice. Has an endless esophagus and is able to fit things most humans can not.

I was under the influence of mushrooms last night and I visited the throat goat at 3am!

by Milf3500 December 3, 2023

Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!

That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.

by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024