This…is my Jesus is a flexibly productive ejaculation describing any person; event; timing, or situation P.E.T.S that nurtures a person as he or she experiences a tremendous personal growth spurt while maximizing their human potential. For some people it may actually be Jesus; but for others it could be a city; a person; love; a drug; a mystical experience; or a damn good burger with all the fixings. The use of this saying is very individually driven. Often usages of this saying conflict. It takes balls to use this expression publicly..
Here are some examples of how to use “This…is my Jesus” in a sentence:
Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.
Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”
A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”
Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.
Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”
A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”
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One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.
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Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
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Example 1:
Person 1: Strawberries on Pizza are to die for.
Person 2: This ain’t it Chief.
Example 2:
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Person 2: This ain’t it Chief.
Person 1: Strawberries on Pizza are to die for.
Person 2: This ain’t it Chief.
Example 2:
Person 1: Who’s excited for the new Teen Titans GO Movie??
Person 2: This ain’t it Chief.
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