Theo

I ginger cunt wannabe road man that thinks he’s cool cos he smoked weed 1 time. He likes to show off his stone island jacket that his mummy and daddy bought him because his report was a bit less shit than usual.
Person 1: ‘Oh look over there that’s Theo’
Person 2: ‘Yh he’s a right cunt
Person 3: ‘Oh Yh a wannabe roady as well’
by fatcunt696969 November 22, 2019
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Has a dick so big two girls can get rammed by it, can last longer than anybody else. Theo is so hot that everyone lines up to get fucked by his enormous dick and is smarter than Albert Einstein.
Bitch:OMG that’s Theo he’s soooooo hot I hear he had two girls on his dick yesterday
by Gang bones69 June 24, 2018
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Theo is a fat fuck
by Chasethe idiot August 05, 2019
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That gayest lonely depressed patato. Also he fucking emo as shiiiiiiiiiit. His favorite phrase is probably "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Girl 1-"Who's that emo bish over there?"
Girl 2-"Oh... That's Theo, or gay boi"
Girl 1-"I know hiiiiiiiiiiiim! Nvm my question from before."
by TheGayShit1125 May 04, 2018
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That small kid that thinks he’s big but is just a little shit
Theo: what u want bro
Others: (under their breath) tiny little shit
by Bob the tennis guy December 13, 2018
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Theo is an 10 yr old minded person who has a huge forehead that you can't miss if you walked past him on a busy street. However due all his size going to his huge baphead he has the smallest penis possible but this does not affect his cocky and confident personality. He will steal your girl/boy so watch out.
by Jamieismyname December 16, 2018
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